Thursday, February 19, 2009


So I go to the comedy club last Sunday with a pocket full of the funniest shit you ever heard and when I get there the bar doesn't even serve Luxembourg Shuffles so I grab the 'tender by the throat and hurl him all the way into the industrial fan on the other side of town spinning at full blast and we all enjoyed him steam broiled with a nice side of hash browns but then when I went on stage to perform my jokes suddenly disappeared into Dimension Skloop and I fell face first into a puddle of elephant sputum.

All in all an uneventful weekend.

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