SO THIS HALLO EEEN I WAS ON CHARGE FOR HANSERIN THE DOOR!!1 I was opening the door giving the strange children all the candy then I swear it is 9 o clock and it's been an hour since a kid has shown up WHEN SUDDENLY A DOOR KNOCK AND IT IS A STrANGE MAN ABOUT 30 YEARS OLD HE IS DRESSED up in a hello kitty outfit with a dress and facepaint. I am deeply disturbed by this but as he says trick or treat i notice i am pressed up against the screen door with an ENORMOUS ERECTION!!!!!! he stares at me and is tare at him then he asks if he can come inside with a wink and a tone to his voice and i hurl my bucket of Hot Tamales at him, scalding his face for life.
the end and god bless
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