HOOOLEEEE SHIIIEEEEEET

OOOOOOOOGHUGHUUGGHHThe Swift Flight Form is now available on the trainer at level 71, requiring 300 riding skill, and FligFE

anyway FOOOOOOFOFOFO

Millimeters of sanity

Every time I think I'm happy, someone tells me I'm depressed. I insist I'm not, but they insist I am. Then someone else agrees with them, but no one agrees with me. Who do I trust? Can I get a third opinion? I don't know how I am anymore.

Sooper dee dooper

Alone in Russia with 2 American dollars to my name. That's the last time I use Travelocity!

SILANT HOLL SEVEN REVOW!!

SLANT HOLE SEVN IS DA FIFTH IN DA SERIS OF DA SLANTED HOLES CERIS ITS ABOUT A TOWN CALLED SPOOKY HILL!!! ITS WHERE CRAZY PEOPLE IMAGINE GHOSTS AND GO TO THE TOWN FOR REALS!!! I IS FILLED WITH SPOOKY EXISTIENTCIALSM AND OTHER SPOOKYs!!! SPOOKY@!@


GARFIX:E DIS GAME SI DA HD MASTERPIEZX OI GIF DA GAME GODS EVN DA DFRAMERAT SUMTIESM A LITL SLO GAM PRETY GOOD ALR AOUDN AND DA NURSES AR DA HOTTEST OF DA SERIEWS!!! I CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11SEVN

FINAL SCORE: TIMES 56/GOAT

MUSIC: NO MUSIXXK IN DIS SERIS ONLY GOQATS GROANIN AND DA SOUND OF CLOCKS AND ALRMS AND SIRENS!!!! SIRENS!! LOTS OF AIR RAID SIRNESs CAUSE WE AR UDNR ADATAK! AND METAL CLANGIN NOISES

FINAL SCORE: 1/.5

GAMEPLAY: COAMBATS IMPROVED CU Z U R A SOLDIAR!!!112 BUT NOT SO MUCHZ DAT U R ARNT CSCARED CUZ DER IS NO AMMOZ EVR AND DA ENEMSI KWILL FUK YU UP OKAY SO WATCH OUT I WUNRED U

FINAL SCORE: EAZY E/PUBLIC ENEMY

STOREY: IDN DIS GAME U R LIKE A REAL PERSON CAUZ INSTED OF CRYIN ABOUT UR LOST DAUGHTER OR SUM WIFE U MURDERD THAT NEVER HAPPENS U R CRYIN ABOUT UR PARENTS WHO DONT CARE ABOU U DIS HAPPENS 9 TIMES OUTTA TEN IN AMERIKKA OR SO MY SOURCES TELL ME BTW MY SOURCSE ARE MY LARGE TOES

FINAL SCORE: BISHOP/TERMINATOR 2

TOTAL GAME SCORE:



So yeah I thought it was pretty good.

The first paragraph from a story I'm writing.

“Well sir it's uhh... like this you see...” Oliver stared at the man across the desk fumbling about with his glasses and the paper he seemed to be attempting to read to him. The man was a sweaty balding man in an ill-fitting black suit and tie with amazingly thick glasses. He took another sip of his coffee, trying desperately not to spill it with his already shaking hands, and finally licked his lips to give another shot at giving Oliver the news. “Your parents are both, well, dead.” This news really bothered Oliver. He didn't burst into tears or grit his teeth though. What he did was snap his fingers and say: “Dang! Mother was going to make my favorite casserole tonight.”

Finally!

I finally got around to seeing those men with the giant hedge-clippers and barrels of acid to perform that lucrative surgery I've been needing. I can't feel my legs, but I am sure it will pass!

A short story by yours truly:

today on mythbusters we are gonna crack the myth that a woman can only make one guy cum at once and to do that we are gonna all fuck kari byron at once. adam savage took his red haired disgusting meat pole and stuck it up kari's anus and began thrusting while jamie heineman took out his dick which was also bald with a beret and mustache and stuck it up her red haired cunt. torey or corey or whatever that other guy's name is stuck his jew dick in her slopping mouth and grabbed her fine small tits. grant couldn't do much because he had a nonexistance asian penis so he stood there and kari tried to stroke it but got carpal tunnel syndrome very quickly. then adam and corey both shot their jazz into kari but jamie was boring and uninterested by everything so he was unable to shoot any sperm. kari got out buster and dropped it from five stories up onto jamies package and he shot out a typhoon of man juice. THIS MYTH IS BUSTED DEFINITELY kari said as she tried to swim through the overflow of bald man spunk

I wrote it while a small Latino man sewed the words "BIG BOPPIN" into my forearm with cinnamon dental floss in a procedure that costs well over forty thousand dollars.