French Kornwallets and Maple Syrup

Tap dancing lessons gone horribly awry when the teacher turned out to be not the finely attractive woman I had been ogling all this time but a middle aged man with a ridiculously disproportionate body and extremely well toned physique. This did not set me back at all from continuing my nightly flirtatious behavior one bit. I always did think she slapped unusually harder than the other elderly women in the class.