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BAPPA DAPPA BOOP

HUHUHEHEHAHAHAHA

welp

Maybe openly writing about how depressed I am wasn't such a good idea after all

my ideas

an alien whose body is comprised of lightning and comes from a planet of similar beings is sent to earth with his brother as ambassadors and they take on physical forms which they are bonded to and they are taken to area 51 where scientists experiment on them to try and understand them because the world is now run by war-like robotic dictatorship and they experiment on his brother first and end up making him go sociopathic and after learning from that experiment they succeed in making them stronger in some way but the main alien only suffers mild intelligence loss and not total insanity. (thus making him "average" minded) they then wipe his mind and send him off to work in a fast food restaurant with a disheveled robot general from the losing side of a robot war that took place a hundred years ago.

Unpleasant

Well I went to the doctor yesterday. The eye doctor. He did some shit with a syringe going through my eyeball or something and dropped fluid down my throat which proved nothing was wrong. Then I freaked out and reportedly went totally pale and my eyes felt funny and my hearing became dulled out and I had to lay down for a few minutes. So that was fun and entirely pointless.

My birthday is in a week on the 31st. Can't wait to feel obligated to go somewhere cause it's my birthday and I have an unpleasant and uncomfortable day with my family. I just remembered my birthday last year when my sister just gave me 100 dollars. I don't remember why but I gave it to my mother I think as part of a payment so she would buy me something expensive and then she never paid me back in any way and then she lost her job in December. I remember one birthday my family was like "so do you wanna go somewhere for your birthday" and I said "Yep. To sleep" because I was on a sleep during the evening schedule. I don't know why but I always get shitty presents. The only really good present I've ever received was a gamecube for christmas and all I played on it was Metroid Prime.

The absolute worst Christmas was when I got an acoustic guitar. I tried learning it for all of five seconds. Then the worst birthday was just before I dropped out of high school after receiving the same shitty laptop I use today. That was four years ago. So here's to the big 5 year anniversary next year of not having a fucking computer that works worth a shit and here's to my 19th anniversary of a life that isn't worth a shit either.

Uhhhuhhhhhhh

I played Rock Band 2 on Sunday. I was able to pretend my way through vocals on several songs but eventually my vocal chords got the best of me and I went back to playing the guitar which I haven't played in a year and my hands are no longer contorted and twisted.

Maybe more posts later.

This is Friday's post

Well I don't really have anything to write about today either but tomorrow I am going to help out my sister build some furniture or something and probably play Rock Band 2. I can't wait to wow them with my vocal skills! I think I have strange eating habits so if a day sticks out I will list the things I ate. Today I ate 4 pieces of baked chicken with ketchup and about 5 hours later I had a single cup of noodles. Throughout the day I have been eating an uncomfortable amount of candy. I ate all the sour ones I could find first and now my tongue is very sensitive so to "balance it out" I was eating the sweet gooey ones like starburst and laffy taffy.

Does anyone remember that terrible hip hop song from like 5 years ago that was just "GIRL SHAKE YO LAFFY TAFFY" over and over again? I think it's funny how those lame dance hip hop songs are the definition of fads. They're played nonstop on the one hip hop radio station in town and in clubs (or so I assume, having never been to a dance club myself) and then they just suddenly disappear and they go from SLOW MOTION BABY UNNNGH to HEY THERE MISS NEW BOOTY to SOULJA BOY UP IN IT HO to GIRL SHAKE YO LAFFY TAFFY. Unless you're Katt Williams in which case ERRYDAY AHM HUSTLIN has never faded out.