Got a fuckin wrench in these gears son.

Someone shoot a dart full of liquid nitrogen into my butt cheeks I was stuck like that for years and you'd think a Doctor would know better.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CA8BXvdq9Y

Dis is Harry Corleone Mason De La Franchoni Mancini Particofski Dubbledeedooferton the The Twelfth and welcome to my worst fuckin nightmare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f141OqXNqXE

Good lord my spine.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Where I've been!

This last Thursday I get sworn in as the emperor of some African tribe and as I am lounging about with my harem of voluptuous dark skinned concubines I find myself bombarded with army ants carrying the entire acre of land away. I get on the phone with the army ant zoning permit authority and they tell me that my whole tribe is in the middle of army ant holy ground. Well that just baked my boxers. Me and several of aforementioned concubines went downstairs to the armory and equipped ourselves with standard issue flamethrowers and practically burnt down the whole fucking Amazon. I suddenly found myself in a crate filled with fire ants being sent to Australia. That's airport security for you!

AYCH EYE WHY OH

So I go to the comedy club last Sunday with a pocket full of the funniest shit you ever heard and when I get there the bar doesn't even serve Luxembourg Shuffles so I grab the 'tender by the throat and hurl him all the way into the industrial fan on the other side of town spinning at full blast and we all enjoyed him steam broiled with a nice side of hash browns but then when I went on stage to perform my jokes suddenly disappeared into Dimension Skloop and I fell face first into a puddle of elephant sputum.

All in all an uneventful weekend.

SWEET GOODNESS DOG JIZZEREM

HOLY PATOOTIES SANFRANOODY WHERE YA BEEN AT THESE LAST FIVE YEARS

Left4Dead of the reviewings

I can say, when him i-Freund of me I d' have asked; I buy, to reach aroused this competition. This competition is the pleasure approximately 10 minutes follows and is complete waste products. Quelqu' a guard d' access considers the diagram of ps2 is l' matter. In the diagram of side, l' the idea is fresh, but the game of competition is waste products. Why? If you and durchstreifen, agreements must receive the comrade d' crew by you your god of file d' guards done if by wrongly you receives. As this doesn' ; t must you then to die. These are a god of file d' waiting superschnelles and can jump high really. The competition n' is not for me. Perhaps enkele-van want, but n' does not buy rents.

Some of us are unlucky and must play left4dead on an xbox with every ignoramus around.

Between a cock and a hard face.

SO THIS HALLO EEEN I WAS ON CHARGE FOR HANSERIN THE DOOR!!1 I was opening the door giving the strange children all the candy then I swear it is 9 o clock and it's been an hour since a kid has shown up WHEN SUDDENLY A DOOR KNOCK AND IT IS A STrANGE MAN ABOUT 30 YEARS OLD HE IS DRESSED up in a hello kitty outfit with a dress and facepaint. I am deeply disturbed by this but as he says trick or treat i notice i am pressed up against the screen door with an ENORMOUS ERECTION!!!!!! he stares at me and is tare at him then he asks if he can come inside with a wink and a tone to his voice and i hurl my bucket of Hot Tamales at him, scalding his face for life.


the end and god bless